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"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days."



My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Today I’ve made the executive decision that all boys are dumb and I’m just going to concern myself with being a super successful publishing professional who lives in a cute hip apartment and has a killer wardrobe and maybe adopts a kid or two somewhere down the line.

Dascha Polanco attends the Rolando Santana Fashion Show at NYFW

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

Anonymous asked: holy hell you're beautiful

you are WAY too sweet :D

Anonymous asked: I have to be honest, I totally thought that your most recent selfie was of Alison Brie at first

you are RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i’m on episode 9 of arrow and the brother and sister haven’t fucked yet, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary
  • sorry
  • also i’m sick (aka i have a sore throat) and i only get sick once a year so i’m a giant baby about it
  • i ate too much lo mein and dumplings
  • (the dumplings weren’t that good)
  • i’m a giant baby about a lot of other things this weekend too
  • also all the time
  • okay goodbye

Selfie: I got a haircut and now I look like a normal person edition.

Title: I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You
Artist: Black Kids
Album: Partie Traumatic
Plays: 1452

tiit:

this song has always made me so happy 

#da best #music

australian-government:

my anaconda don’t want none unless we have the same political views and share the same values 

SOS the girl across the aisle from me on the train is watching Communication Studies I am not nonchalant enough for this.

I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via waive)