Today I’ve made the executive decision that all boys are dumb and I’m just going to concern myself with being a super successful publishing professional who lives in a cute hip apartment and has a killer wardrobe and maybe adopts a kid or two somewhere down the line.
Anonymous asked: holy hell you're beautiful
you are WAY too sweet :D
Anonymous asked: I have to be honest, I totally thought that your most recent selfie was of Alison Brie at first
you are RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Selfie: I got a haircut and now I look like a normal person edition.
Title: I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You
Artist: Black Kids
Album: Partie Traumatic
this song has always made me so happy
my anaconda don’t want none unless we have the same political views and share the same values
SOS the girl across the aisle from me on the train is watching Communication Studies I am not nonchalant enough for this.
I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via waive