OUCH NOOOOOOOO ugh kate youre a monster

Just One Map You’ll Need
Jeff/Britta
~1,800 words
Everything about her friendship with Jeff has been complicated from the start. Maybe that means something in the grand scheme of things, and maybe it doesn’t.

livejournal | ao3

<sub>We genuinely like each other, which is, I hear, weird.
- Joel Mchale</sub>

One of my old roommates constantly posts on Facebook about how she’s a foodie and instagrams these elaborate, complicated (and delicious-looking) meals she makes but

when we lived together she tried to toast a bagel by putting it in the toaster oven whole without slicing it and then wondered why it didn’t toast.

community rewatch; 1x02 - spanish 101

tuperting:

isaac ‘can’t keep it in his pants’ lahey

_{Be kind and respectful but also learn to speak up for yourself because you’re your own best advocate.}

kate, about our bigbang fics (via usoverlooked)

#our friendship is like a contest of who can make the other sadder about j/b combined with talking shit on a lot of people and our mutual int #-erest in joel mchale

“You know about her?”
“Who?”
“Ann.”
”Her?”

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imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead:

so the camaro went missing last week

and after forcing stiles to look into its disappearance he finally arrived with some information

turns out isaac traded it on craigslist for a collection of designer scarves and pea coats because it “seemed like a good deal”

the little shit didn’t think i would notice my car was gone? really?

it’s a good thing my anchor is anger because everyone in this town is fucking infuriating