kate / 24

"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days."



Earlier today, we were all like….


But after hearing the news about The Maya Rudolph Show, we’re all like…


Congratulations on The Maya Rudolph Show getting an airdate, Maya! You know we’ll be watching. Everybody be sure to watch the premiere on May 19 at 10pm ET/PT, and you might just see some familiar faces (Andy Samberg, Fred Armisen and Chris Parnell, among others)…

Back on the market and ready to rock!



Favorite Jeff/Britta episodes 1/8

Spanish 101:

The girl I kind of like is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid. This is my chance to show her I care enough to act like I care about it too.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD i’m both sad for you and super happy for me because that’s super funny.

I had a fake diamond-looking ring on my left middle finger and he must have thought it was on my ring finger so he was like “a ring! I didn’t see that before” so I just raised my eyebrows and let him think it was an engagement ring.

I’ll continue to regale you with tales of my wondrous life.

Don’t worry guys, the creepy dude in the mailroom has a crush on me, so my life-without-a-weirdo-at-work-who-likes-me did not last long.


Give yourSELF permission!


selfie: so pale it’s blinding edition

I’m so mad I’m emotional about Community and Jeff and Britta again. I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING OUT :(

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