kate / 24

"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days."

I think for women crushes are sort of across the board, where for men they’re specific to what they’re attracted to. I once met a duck near pond who flew down from the sky. I was in the desert in Palm Springs. He sat beside me and brushed his teeth with a blade of grass and looked up at me. Then I thought, “Is this my soul mate?”
Jenny Lewis, when asked who was the weirdest person she’s ever had a crush on. (via jennylewisdaily)
only by peter and really would u claim him as a relative???? no. so therefore not related. sort of.

logic accepted.

i was really into malia/derek until i remembered they’re related :(

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Publicity Photoshoot [x]

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

did you guys ever play the straw wrapper game in middle school?

basically, when you have a straw wrapper, you loop it around to make a sort of loose knot, and then you pull, while thinking of someone you like. if the knot breaks, that person is thinking about you. if the knot doesn’t, you throw the wrapper away and totally ignore that shitty outcome.

well, anyway, i’m almost 25 years old and i STILL do that with every straw wrapper i have.

"Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. A department store with a guest list. White fur earmuffs for men. A new brand of bottled water called H2Ho. Contact lenses that display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good. Own a nightclub called Eclipse that’s only open for one hour, two times a year. Cover charge? $5000."

whatever libby gets you is from the both of us

nice try.

my birthday is in two weeks from today, what are you getting me?!

I know a life-changing kiss when i see one.


“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”