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"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days."


Community Meme: 4/4 Places → The Dreamatorium

"The Dreamatorium is non-negotiable. Read the lease."
"Especially the part we added in crayon."

Community Meme: 3/4 Places → The Storage Room

That should be their clubhouse. Somehow it’s subtly different from being in the study room. It’s where they have secret meetings. It’s their Little Rascals clubhouse.

Community Meme: 2/4 Places → Apartment 303

When you become roommates with friends, the things you love about them become the things that make you want to smother them with a pillow.

Community Meme: 1/4 Places → Group Study Room F

The table is magic.

Community Meme: 3/3 Relationships → Troy Barnes and Annie Edison

Troy, stop! Don’t become this person again! This isn’t the real you, this is the arrogant jock that totally ignored the only people that truly liked him for non-superficial reasons but weren’t allowed to say anything because her parents were bigots!

Community Meme: 2/3 Relationships → Shirley Bennett and Britta Perry

"I can’t do everything, Britta. And who are you to talk? You can’t do anything! You keep switching and dropping classes. You have no major. You slept with half the campus. You name one thing you committed to since you came here."
"I quit smoking, and I became friends with you! Neither of which are easy because smoking is great and you are a mean scaredy cat housewife who’s afraid to live her own life!"

Community Meme: 1/3 Relationships → Jeff Winger and Abed Nadir

I see your value now.

Community Meme: 2/2 Ships → Abed Nadir and Annie Edison

You like me because I’m immature. There’s not enough immaturity in your life.

Community Meme: 1/2 Ships → Jeff Winger and Britta Perry

It’s not a will-they-or-won’t-they with two characters who you know eventually will, it’s: Which of these two characters will live happily ever after? And will they actually be in love in the sense that you can picture them 20 years from now in a grocery store arguing about cereal?

Community Meme: 1 Season → Season One

Well, the funny thing about being smart is that you can get through most of life without ever having to do any work.